certutil.exe - listing expiring certificates

D:\>certutil -restrict "NotAfter<=01/01/2016,NotAfter>=01/31/2014" -out "RequestID,RequesterName" -view
CertUtil: The system cannot find the file specified.

Can someone, in the name of God, tell me how to use this "blessed" tool?

I am googling for it for hours. I've tried so many combinations but no luck so far.

I just want to get all the expiring certificates from the Personal location.

D:\>certutil -store My
================ Certificate 0 ================
Serial Number: 1f40239517fb8490fb0adafd78c8ca8d
Cert Hash(sha1): c0 0b 41 4f 10 26 0a 25 73 3a e3 19 19 c2 e2 d8 a6 1c bf 7a
  Key Container = myapps.whirlpool.com-e2f82f54-879d-4c81-b0b7-bbb467bc4ed0
  Provider = Microsoft Enhanced Cryptographic Provider v1.0
Encryption test passed

================ Certificate 1 ================
Serial Number: af9e181020c0bb60
Cert Hash(sha1): 65 28 72 14 51 f8 84 b2 40 e9 0f 4c e0 25 25 f0 d3 c1 fd df
  Key Container = {36501564-0749-4569-98FE-AEDE2762E361}
  Provider = Microsoft Enhanced Cryptographic Provider v1.0
Encryption test passed

================ Certificate 2 ================
Serial Number: 98ce8371f9cb9f75
Cert Hash(sha1): 31 f1 ce 1e cc 0d ac f1 85 25 14 00 eb 51 52 47 b6 43 37 08
  Key Container = {44379770-1678-48B0-B9FF-F95638CD0A57}
  Provider = Microsoft Enhanced Cryptographic Provider v1.0
Encryption test passed
CertUtil: -store command completed successfully.

Why is this .exe such a pain in the neck?